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Jack == Kermit
Kate == Piggy
Hurley == Fozzie Bear
Sawyer == Rowlf the Dog
Ben == Gonzo the Great
Desmond == Dr. Teeth
Faraday == Scooter
Sayid == Animal
Jin == Swedish Chef
Sun == Camilla the Chicken
Julliette == Janice
Aaron == Robin (Kermit's Nephew)
Locke == Rizzo the Rat
Alpert == Sam the Eagle

For Reference:
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Academy/3108/puppets.html

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Drinks related to the characters:

Sawyer: Refers to someone by a nickname.

Kate: Takes off or appears wearing less clothes than you'd expect.

Jin: Is "LaFleur's" bitch.

Richard Alpert: Looks like he has eye liner on.

Ben: Says / Does something Cryptic

Desmond: says Brotha

Sayid: Kicks ass

Bernard, Rose, or other unnamed survivor: Has a line

Claire: Is overly Australian 

Juliette: Whispers

David Faraday (Nate Dooley): Does some unbelievable scientific stuff.

Miles: Is a smart alec

Charles Whitmore: Appears in an episode

Jack: Begrudgingly takes a leadership role

Hurley: Says Dude

Sun: Overacts and bulges eyes

Michael: Says "My Son"

Locke: Does something "prophetic"


Events:

Someone is held at gun point

Smoke Monster / Dinosaur / Polar Bear

Someone who exists in the future appears to have be killed in the past.


Jake's Predictions:

Aaron appears as a teenager or older

Walt works for Whitmore





 

You want to jump a few minutes in unless you have a foot fetish or something.

<Pause> Heeeeheheheheeeehehehehe.

This may mark the end of the era, but it's still pretty awesome.

I'm thinking about going back and watching all of these and I think you probably should too:
http://www.clarkandmichael.com/

I can't believe I didn't start this blog with this clip. If you're lucky, a few tasteful pictures of me with my shirt off might slip into this post later.